As a Kennilworth tenant emerges from the elevators to retrieve their mail, a row of signs is posted for their convenience on the opposing wall. Just in case you left some maple syrup on your rugs, Lucy reminds us all that bugs can and WILL attack. And don’t forget, there are consequences for those bleach parties you have in your living room.
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google.load("language", "1");
var curstate = 0;
var hasloaded = 0;
function bnc_show_translated() {
if (hasloaded == 0) {
bnc_lang_callback();
hasloaded = 1;
}
for (i = 0; i < 0; i++) {
var elem = $("bnc_original_" + i);
if (elem) {
if (curstate) {
elem.show();
} else {
elem.hide();
}
}
}
for (i = 0; i < 0; i++) {
var elem = $("bnc_trans_" + i);
if (elem) {
if (curstate) {
elem.hide();
} else {
elem.show();
}
}
}
if (curstate) {
$("bnc_trans_state1").show();
$("bnc_trans_state2").hide();
curstate = 0;
} else {
$("bnc_trans_state1").hide();
$("bnc_trans_state2").show();
curstate = 1;
}
}
function bnc_detect_div(div_id) {
var text = document.getElementById(div_id);
if (text) {
text = text.innerHTML;
if (text.length > 0) {
google.language.detect(text,
function(result) {
if (!result.error) {
if (result.language != "en") {
if (result.confidence > 0.25) {
$("bnc_translating").show();
bnc_xlate_div(result.language, div_id, "en");
}
}
}
} );
}
}
}
function bnc_xlate_div(src_lang,div_id,o_lang) {
var text = document.getElementById(div_id);
if (text) {
text = text.innerHTML;
google.language.translate(text, src_lang, o_lang,
function(result) {
var translated = document.getElementById(div_id); if (result.translation) { translated.innerHTML = result.translation; } });
}
}
function bnc_lang_callback() {
}
function bnc_startup() {
bnc_xlate_div("en", "bnc_translate_info", "en");
bnc_xlate_div("en", "bnc_translate_info2", "en");
}
google.setOnLoadCallback(bnc_startup);